Welcome To The Captain's Army

Answering the call of faggots and queers the world over, Be prepared to surrender your will to the alpha god on earth that is --- Captain Dick Black! If you're used to being in control, you'll be in for a very rude awakening as I completely break your will and force you to submit to my every depraved desire and my supreme alpha authority. Kiss my feet all queers, faggots and bottom boy boot lickers!!! You fucking inferior slave, that's an order!!

First time callers get 3 minutes absolutely FREE. Repeat callers pay only $1.99 per minute. If I can't get you off in 5 minutes or less, then I'll kick my own ass! I take calls from NOW TAKING CALLS 24 HOURS PER DAY SEVEN DAYS A WEEK!!! unless otherwise posted. You can also call my pre-recorded sex line and hear my hot, rich, deep voice anytime day or night. I order you to call now!

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